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Sep 18 2008

Oh You Sassy Frassy Lassie

Published by fancy at 10:50 pm under Delicious Edit This

Oh boy it was nice outside today. The blessed sun finally came out and shined down upon us all. A jolly old accordion man was standing around singing Mary Had a Little Lamb, the birds were chirping, and the cars were honking. Additionally, I didn’t take the wrong bus or lock myself out of the apartment for three hours, so I would say that today, indeed, was a good day.

I am more used to the city now and the homeless men say I am beautiful, so I’ve been feeling pretty good. Pretty sassy, even. Sassy enough to wear my Ross clothes on the right bus and if someone toots next to me I will smile and pat them on the shoulder and say “here’s looking at you, stinkbug.”

I also feel sassy enough to go to the Tim Burton marathon this weekend without dressing like some hot topic kid. Oh boy am I excited, gonna see some Batmans and Danny DeVito dribbling crap out of his mouth like a real fine gentleman.

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