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My fellow Americans, I cannot tell a lie. My Halloween getup is going to be AWESOME!

I’ve got the best catsuit/pantsuit/whatever, ever! It is super foxy like a hot grandma. Then I am going deck my hair out in AquaNet and rock some awesome make-up like that pretty kitty dude from KISS. I’m also going to make some party heels, but I think I am giving too much away at this point. Just rest assured, my outfit is going to be top dawg.

Think yours is going to be better? Chut up! Not even. Perhaps you can tell I am way hyped for this October 31. I totally am. There are like, parties you go to, and then there are parties. I don’t even know what the deal is yet, but I know for sure I am going to party. Believe you me, it has been awhile for your old girl. It’s not like I’m lame or anything. There is like a six pack in my fridge. Let’s just say I’m distinguished and attend only the fanciest events, and I’m pretty sure dressing up is guaranteed fancy.

Not that you can top my style, but I still totally want to hear what you dudes and lady dudes are going to be up to. Holler.

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