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Remember when people used to say “that’s BAAAD” when they really meant “that’s SUPER GOOD?” I do. Unfortunately my brain was small back in those days, so I never fully appreciated the ambiguity of 90s slang.

But, let us pretend it is 1994 and I have my big brain on. I could like to go into an Arby’s and be all like, Yo this sandwich is BAAAAD. And the store manager will be like,  Right on it is super delicious right. And then I’ll be like, No it is BAAAD and this restuarant smells like a mondo cow patty! He’ll be all confused and upset, and then I’ll go, SIKE! (like the real way, not “psych” the lame way). How awesome would that be? Very very, is the answer.

Now that I think about it though, I’m pretty sure BAAAD was just a watered-down form of badass. The nineties were pretty lame like that. You used to be able to find tons of clip-on earrings at stores, because people were too wienery to get their ears pierced. And plus, stirrup pants? Those aren’t real pants. The nineties were for wimps.

I’m pretty thankful that we are living in the year 2000 now instead, even though I have a real need for a fanny pack. Think about that one too. Why fanny packs? Because people were too wimpy to hold purses. I am going to justify mine however, because I’ll use it when I run to the beach. Plus I will fill it with dumbbells.

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