goodgravy

I met another excellent dog today. He was little and also kind of piggly, and he was all over my foot like flies on a barf. I got some good shoe kisses, and the little dude got some good head scratches. That is what I call plain old good business.

So it is probably not a surprise that I got my own business cards today, seeing as I am good at business. I forgot to leave a card with that dog though. However, there will be plenty of future meetings I am sure, and I will charm those dogs with my skills. Basically I go like, It’s a pleasure to meet you sir. Then the dog is all like, Please rub my belly! So then I give him a rub, which is like a business handshake for dogs, and the dog then slobbers on me to seal the deal. Then I leave my card and say, Thank you sir let’s do lunch sometime. And the dog goes, Oink.

Not to be redundant, but man! Business cards! I feel so excellent.