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I felt super weird last night. First I was freezing like crazy, even though I had on three layers of clothing. Then I was super sore for no good reason, and then I went to bed super early. I wonder if that is how grandpas feel.

Anyway, when I was half asleep in bed I was also half delirious. I still had mega goosebumps, but my face was on fire, and I remember thinking, I WISH MY BED HAD A FEVER TOO! Because that would have made it warmer I guess. Times like that are when it sucks not being eight years old. I could have used a mom then, one who would have comforted me and said “get your rest dear you need it” or “shut up and go to bed.”

Lucky for me I am like a real man. I do things that put hair on my chest and I don’t believe in getting sick.  So now, after getting a solid 12 hours of sleep last night, I feel way better. I’m keeping it real here, acting all healthy and shit, while I sip a fuzzy navel and get down with wicked embarrassing hiccups.

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