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Hello you. Lookin pretty good there. Did you lose weight?!

I wish I worked in a big fat office full of people where I could walk around the cubicles, peep over the walls, and hobknob with folks all day. I would fiddle with my tie and carry around a coffee cup that says “WORLDS BEST DAD.” Most people seem to think that cubicle jobs are rotten, horrible things, but I disagree. You get a computer that has solitaire and hearts on it and you can dicker around all day! That’s my career dream.

However, there is no time for career advancement now as it is almost Thanksgiving break. Boy oh boy! I’m really excited this year because I am not going to visit all 3000 family members like I usually do. Visiting family is just plain cranky business.

Also there is like a brewery at home that I did not even know about. Michael’s beer magazine has rocked my world. Man, if there is something I love more than cheese and not visiting my family it is going to breweries to get sample beers. God bless sample beers!

Finally, to put us all in the holiday spirit, I would like to tell you about the Raspberry man. Michael and I were on the bus the other day and we starting hearing these super loud raspberry sounds. It was like a baby had gone wild or something. So I look behind me and there is this fancy old man, wearing suspenders and a fedora and holding a real nice cane, making raspberries like nobody’s business. He sounded like the happiest baby, going all “thbbbthhh, bbbthh,” plus he looked super pleased with all his spittle flying everywhere. So, in conclusion, have a good fatty Thanksgiving.

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