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Ahhh I hate painting. That is something I keep forgetting. Next time someone asks for a piece they are getting a straight up watercolor picture.

It is kind of creepy to be painting here and then look back and see the rats staring at me. But, they have been super excellent pets. They climb all over my head and jump into the trash can and steal important receipts off the shelf. So for Christmas I am probably going to make them peanut butter banana cookies. It’s like what Bill Cosby always says: the fatter they get, the slower they run.

Here is a recipe. If you look at it you will notice it is just a regular ass cookie recipe, no special rat ingredients or anything. That is one of the great things about rats - they can eat people food all the time and not get sick.

However, the reverse is not true. I got some super fancy rat food for my little poopingtons, but they don’t seem to like it. It smells so awesome though, like apples or something, so I couldn’t figure out why they weren’t all over it. Today I took a bite of their food and whoa. Barf city. Needless to say I should have expected that after my childhood of taste-testing dog biscuits.

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