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First order of business: I would like to take back what I said earlier about scented candles, RE: they suck. I offer my humble apologies, and also suggest you do not buy five year old candles from discount stores like I do. One of my tutor kids got me a nice big one, bless her heart, and it is really great at stinking up the room. I love it.

Secondly, I would like to have a word or two on sauce. Ever since Thomas Edison invented the barbeque sauce, millions of tongues around the world have rejoiced. I tip my hat to America’s Coolest Inventor. Thanks man.

Also, let us not forget teriyaki sauce, which the Mongolians introduced to Western culture in 1066 A.D. What a great sauce! You can put it on anything, and it makes for excellent sandwiches. Plus, have you ever tried teriyaki cheese?! I bet that is pretty good, and rest assured when I have my own cheese restaurant that is totally going to be on the menu. Amen.

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