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When people say “I listen to everything” they are really saying “My ears can not tell the difference between a good tune and pooping noises.” Those are the kind of people who don’t find any distinction between shopping at Wal Mart and shopping at Target. Well, there is a huge difference! You can’t buy Junior BB Guns at Target.

Then on the other hand, you have folks who will say “I only listen to music made by indie bands who use African Bumblebees for their rhythm sections.” And when you get folks who are really particular like that, you probably have some classic douchebags on your hands. I mean, penile swabs.

And then you have the middle of the road folks, who know what they like, but will sometimes give new things a chance. You might think these guys would have the best taste in music, but you might be wrong. I guess it depends on what a person is into, like if they are really into “Pool of Radiance and other similar video game soundtracks,” you might want to stay a little far away.

Pretend this is a magazine quiz. Which category do you fit in? Do you have what it takes to please your man? Does the color burnt orange make you look fat? It does to me

Anyway, I would maybe put myself in the penile swab category, because I’m pretty picky, and that is probably why I’ve been listening to the same bands for the past five years. I think it’s hard for me to respect bands made up of people my own age, unless they are super prodigies. Not to mention all those kids usually write shitty lyrics. Did you hear that older folks? If you and your fifty year old golf buddies start a nouveau punk band, I will probably listen to you.

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