Jan 11 2009
Laser Eyes
I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we will all have to file taxes soon, and we may get big IOUs instead of refunds. The good news is that I just saved over $200 by canceling my insurance with Geico! Pa-zing.
Important news aside, I have to say I am feeling pretty good today. I got a free pass to see an advance screening of Paul Blart Mall Cop on Tuesday. Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t pay good money to see that movie, but I sure as hell would pay free money. If I don’t have to work I am going to totally ruin the movie for all the suckers waiting until Friday and leak massive spoilers all over. “And then, Kevin James makes chase, but he drives over A BANANA and TOPPLES OVER IN HIS SEGWAY!”
Plus I am excited because today I get to pick up my rats from my ratsitting buddy. Hooray! It just has not been the same without them. I wake up in the morning and there is no one there to stare at me with bulgy eyes :<
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Self assessment. Rat’s don’t have to be ratting! When they stare at you like that, they’re demonic - you can just tell they’re baying for your blood.