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Summer comes to January. Hooray for the Bay Area. It’s like Will Smith always says, “Party over here, party over there.” And also, girly had a mustache. (But not anymore! I just waxed mine.)

I’m going to the Metreon tonight for that free movie. First, let me say the Metreon is really awesome and really big, but also pretty creepy. The interior has all these wacky bars and railings everywhere, and a bunch of sad arcade games randomly lying around on desolate floors. Plus this past weekend, I don’t know what was going on, but there was a shit ton of motocops parked out in front. They were all decked out too, with their fancy boots and their white helmets. Me and my boy were trying to cross the street but the motocops suddenly all got on their hogs and started driving around in a circle in the middle of the intersection, yelling MOVE MOVE MOVE. One of the cops was blowing his whistle all crazy and cursing at the cars and at that moment I realized something. I want to be a motocop when I grow up.

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